Radio hour
Opinion piece
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Film now I love movies I love them so much I decided to devote my life to studying films and making them and I hope one day to make my own film one day
But one thing that drives me crazy is all the waves of people and critics who gush over avant-garde and artsy films and its all crap
The Ciane Film Festival was recently and I checked a couple that were uploaded online and they were all boring slow overly artsy and complicated and I was just like that was boring garbage I think bad movies are better than them because at least it fun to watch something crash and burn spectrum rather than watch some slow boring flame biter out
And all these critics and hardcore film bros are like I don't watch that mainstream slop I watch real art
And filmmakers Your actively hurting you chances of reaching a broader audience and telling stories that truly mean something to you
And you're just making this stuff for a bunch of yes-men who like to strike their egos on how refined and cultured they are
And I'm just calling that your
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